Cartoons Decisions, decisions. So many choices! What shall I wear today? My pants aren’t on fire. YOUR pants are on fire! Nothing to see here, folks. Tweedle-de-dumb multi-tasks. The Cell-Block Tango…? Good grief! It’s coming out of both ends. Trump pulls Barr from his deck of cards: a Wonderland justice. I can’t hear you, so you’re not saying anything. I can’t see you, so you’re not there. I’m not testing, so there’s no virus. And you’re not sick. And you’re not dying. So there. Nyah. I can believe a Million impossible things before breakfast–and I’m proud of it. I just love a stand-off! Some White House staffer writes a reveal–anonymously. The hypo-crites